During the holidays, I came up with some really really really bad jokes.

Two graphics programs were out walking. Suddenly, one of them were hit by a (PCI) bus. The other one said:

Hey! Sketchup!

The other one is unfortunately in swedish:

Hur sa man godnatt i Hitlertyskland?
"Nazi, Nazi!"

I know. I should have kept my mouth shut instead of polluting the world with this "humor".